The Man From Ironbark
The Man from Ironbark is a very funny poem written by Australia's most famous bush poet Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson.
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The poem was first published in an Australian magazine called The Bulletin on 17 December 1892. It was later included in a collection of Banjo Paterson's poems entitled 'The Man from Snowy River and other verses'. The collection of poems was published in October 1895 by Angus & Robertson which was then a newly-established company and it was an instant success. |
Origins of the Poem
In Paterson's time, Ironbark was a small town on the Central Western Slopes of New South Wales, about 300 kilometres north-west of Sydney. It's name is now Stuart Town.
The area around Stuart Town is used mainly for cattle farming and for growing fruit but there was no town there until gold was discovered in the region in the 1870s.
The goldrush lead to the building of a railway line from Sydney and the town of Ironbark was established.
These days Stuart Town and the surrounding area has a population of about 300 people.
I don't know what inspired Banjo Paterson to write The Man From Ironbark but he'd obviously heard the urban legend of the barber who murdered his customers. This is the story that first appeared in about 1846 in serial form and later as the tale of the notorious Sweeney Todd.
The story was well-known in Victorian times so Paterson would certainly have read a version of it.
The Man From Ironbark
It was the man from Ironbark who struck the Sydney town,
He wandered over street and park, he wandered up and down.
He loitered here, he loitered there, till he was like to drop,
Until at last in sheer despair he sought a barber's shop.
"'Ere! shave my beard and whiskers off, I'll be a man of mark,
I'll go and do the Sydney toff up home in Ironbark."
The barber man was small and flash, as barbers mostly are,
He wore a strike-your-fancy sash, he smoked a huge cigar;
He was a humorist of note and keen at repartee,
He laid the odds and kept a 'tote', whatever that may be,
And when he saw our friend arrive, he whispered, "Here's a lark!
Just watch me catch him all alive, this man from Ironbark."
There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall.
Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all; ,br> To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,
"I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut."
And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:
"I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark."
A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,
Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.
He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,
Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat:
Upon the newly-shaven skin it made a livid mark -
No doubt it fairly took him in - the man from Ironbark.
He fetched a wild up-country yell might wake the dead to hear,
And though his throat, he knew full well, was cut from ear to ear,
He struggled gamely to his feet, and faced the murd'rous foe:
"You've done for me! you dog, I'm beat! one hit before I go!
I only wish I had a knife, you blessed murdering shark!
But you'll remember all your life the man from Ironbark."
He lifted up his hairy paw, with one tremendous clout
He landed on the barber's jaw, and knocked the barber out.
He set to work with nail and tooth, he made the place a wreck;
He grabbed the nearest gilded youth, and tried to break his neck.
And all the while his throat he held to save his vital spark,
And "Murder! Bloody murder!" yelled the man from Ironbark.
A peeler man who heard the din came in to see the show;
He tried to run the bushman in, but he refused to go.
And when at last the barber spoke, and said "'Twas all in fun—
'Twas just a little harmless joke, a trifle overdone."
"A joke!" he cried, "By George, that's fine; a lively sort of lark;
I'd like to catch that murdering swine some night in Ironbark."
And now while round the shearing floor the list'ning shearers gape,
He tells the story o'er and o'er, and brags of his escape.
"Them barber chaps what keeps a tote, By George, I've had enough,
One tried to cut my bloomin' throat, but thank the Lord it's tough."
And whether he's believed or no, there's one thing to remark,
That flowing beards are all the go way up in Ironbark.
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